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smart
maximus
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Даже не знаю куда ее по правильному постить  . Надеюсь что угадала. Заранее извиняюсь перед теми кто инглиша не знает...
A fourteen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and
tells her that she has missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a Pregnancy Kit. The test result shows that the girl is
pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was
the pig that did this to you? I want to know!!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half
an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house,
a mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, a resort and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory, a hotel and $500,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage happens..."
At this point, the father, who had remained silent
all the time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:
"You'll [censored] her again!!!"
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вот такие истории надо в учебниках по английскому помещать
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Quote:
Да, папа молодец
Papa ?!?!?!?!  
а дочка ? 
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Всі вони там молодці
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