Режиссер-постановщик: Allan Murray and Sean Haines Текст слов: Allan Murray В ролях: Amber Hay - Пэрис Хилтон James Evans - тюремщик Michael Q Schmidt - Заключенный Вокал - Elizabeth Intza Собачки Чихуахуа - Zelda и Brigitte
I don’t mind Being confined To L.A. State prison
Cause I Would drive with DUI’s I caused some collisions
They tell me now that my appeal has been denied And that the sentence is now bonified
How about a jail that won't insult my civic pride Like somewhere on the upper west side With a water slide Oh no....
Even though they say I’m shady I’m really so refined I need a cleaning lady I can't do time.
Robert Blake and O.J. Simpson They both get off scott free I drive without a license They throw the book right at me It sucks to the highest degree.
Ah ah... ah ah...
I went ape On a sex tape The Guys all went gaga
Now I must make My jail escape I miss my chijuajua.
My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way She’ll probably get parole and float away Because she weighs zero.
Even though I got the glamour Even though my clothes are fab They throw me in the slammer Britney gets rehab.
They put me in the big house Sounds like a movie pitch Heiress goes up the river Ends up as somebody’s B*tch That can’t do this to me, I’m rich.