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AlexKiev
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> Subject: FW: Обсуждение назначения Ху Дзиньтао на должность председателя КНР.
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> > Джордж Буш - GB. Кондолиза Райс - CR.
> > Обсуждение назначения Ху Дзиньтао на должность председателя КНР.
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> > GB: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> > CR: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
> > GB: Great. Lay it on me.
> > CR: Hu is the new leader of China.
> > GB: That's what I want to know.
> > CR: That's what I'm telling you.
> > GB: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
> > CR: Yes.
> > GB: I mean the fellow's name.
> > CR: Hu.
> > GB: The guy in China.
> > CR: Hu.
> > GB: The new leader of China.
> > CR: Hu.
> > GB: The Chinaman!
> > CR: Hu is leading China.
> > GB: Now whaddya' asking me for?
> > CR: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> > GB: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
> > CR: That's the man's name.
> > GB: That's who's name?
> > CR: Yes.
> > GB: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
> > CR: Yes, sir.
> > GB: Yassir??? Yassir Arafat is in China?! I thought he was in the
Middle
East.
> > CR: That's correct.
> > GB: Then who is in China?
> > CR: Yes, sir.
> > GB: Yassir is in China?
> > CR: No, sir.
> > GB: Then who is?
> > CR: Yes, sir.
> > GB: Yassir?
> > CR: No, sir.
> > GB: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get
me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
> > CR: Kofi?
> > GB: No, thanks.
> > CR: You want Kofi?
> > GB: No.
> > CR: You don't want Kofi.
> > GB: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
> > CR: Yes, sir.
> > GB: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> > CR: Kofi?
> > GB: Milk! Will you please make the call?
> > CR: And call who?
> > GB: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> > CR: Hu is the guy in China.
> > GB: Will you stay out of China?!
> > CR: Yes, sir. GB: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy
at the U.N.
> > CR: Kofi.
> > GB: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
> > (CR picks up the phone.)
> > CR: Rice, here.
> > GB: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food
in the Middle East?
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BrushLee
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Кстати, это интересная игр слов только "на бумаге"
Произнести это так чтобы получился казус - нереально.
Интонация совершенно разная.
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forever
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но тем-не менее жирок 
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STALKER №1
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Великий юморист GB-младший , как всегда неподрожаем.  
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