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Сообщение: Marketing, Advertising, PR and more... :-) (Тема#487) |
kit400
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm Fantastic
in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of
your
friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's
Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie,
you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up
her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm
fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I
hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
The fish doesn't think
Because the fish knows everything
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Mia
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А теперь вкратце по-русски. 
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Snoopy
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точно! а то мы в инязах не обучались....:-)))
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Птица
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Wow!!!
послал рекламистам своим.
они уписались, циники
Все имеет свой закат. Только ночь заканчивается рассветом. В.Гжегорчик
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OLd
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Так переклад вже був на борді в декількох місцях.
Наприклад, ось.
If the object is motionless, it means that it is located at the other place.
(с) Murphy ' s laws
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Snoopy
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сенькс! теперь и мне смешно :-))))
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