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http://bash.org/?top
I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
It said my password wasn't long enough. 
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someone speak python here?
HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
SSSSS
the programming language
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what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?
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67% of girls are stupid
i belong with the other 13%
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we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all
gothy..
and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
ew.
wait, you "caught" him?
like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
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what the [censored] is wtf
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I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was
sugar in
sperm
And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
When she realised what she said her face became red like a
spanked
monkey ass
Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the
front of
your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
The girl started crying and left class ^^
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can you help me install GTA3?
first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
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JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to
him about
my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems,
you're
obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.
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Обрыдаться!!! Спасибо большое!!   
Цитата:
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
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Цитата:
I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
It said my password wasn't long enough.
Спасибо, повалялся 
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#4372 +(480)- [X]
if midgets had regular size penises they could take pictures of themselves in a minature house and decieve people into thinking they are normal sized with a huge penis
#2220 +(182)- [X]
where did you find this, sych0
did you just type in "crap" and download whatever came up?
#3483 +(344)- [X]
dood you make texas look like a big dildo
i'd rather be a big dildo than a small dildo
especially the kind the secretes fake jizz that tastes like oranges
lol
how would you know about that [censored]?
* blazemore is away
#24517 +(-9)- [X]
[She] can't find the serial #
I told her it was on the disk...so she ejected the disk and told me it wasn't on it, then showed me the top of the disk
#82169 +(255)- [X]
Yeah, your girlfriend is a slut.
no she's not.
sounds like it:P
She simply has an odd sense of humor.
* cloud|I-Saviour looks at Eld and nods
* SUMO nods at Cloud as well.
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You guys suck...
I never insult your girlfriends...
We never have any.
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#23396 +(18639)- [X]
HEY EURAKARTE
INSULT
RETORT
COUNTER-RETORT
QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE [censored] UP
NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
RIPOSTE
ADDON RIPOSTE
COUNTER-RIPOSTE
COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
Напомнило диалоги из Шизополиса ...
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